Privacy
Oh, you again!
You’ve either got way too much free time or you’re one of those people who actually reads Privacy Policies (we respect that level of curiosity). Grab a coffee — or better yet, a cookie — and let’s dive into this thrilling adventure of how we don’t really want your data anyway.
Collecting your info
MediaFoundry.uk doesn’t stalk you, promise.
We only collect the basics — the stuff you decide to share when you fill out a contact form or send us a message. We’re not out there harvesting your browsing habits, your Spotify playlists, or your grandma’s favorite casserole recipe.
If you’re reaching out to collaborate, awesome. If you’re reaching out to sell us “AI-driven lead generation software that will 10x our pipeline,” your email will be 10x deleted.
Using your info
We use your information to connect, collaborate, and create cool things — not to spam you, sell you stuff, or sign you up for obscure newsletters about blockchain and beekeeping.
If you’re a Creator, a Brand, or someone doing meaningful work — we’ll probably get in touch. If not, rest easy. Your data will quietly rest in peace, buried deep in the digital abyss.
Protecting your info
We guard your info like it’s the last slice of pizza.
We use secure systems, responsible humans, and zero shady tactics. No one here is creeping through your DMs or running facial recognition to see if you smiled while reading this.
Sharing your info
We don’t.
Unless required by law, divine intervention, or a sudden alien abduction scenario, your data stays with us. We’re not in the business of selling lists, trading secrets, or feeding your info to mysterious “marketing partners.”
Updates
If we ever update this policy, we’ll do it responsibly — not sneakily. You’re welcome to check back once a year (or never again, we get it).
Final thoughts
We like privacy. You like privacy. Let’s keep it that way.
Now that you’ve made it this far, you’ve officially read one of the least exciting pages on the internet. Congrats — that’s commitment.